stalking Tenderblog in the Tenderloin: (Park)ing day.
That’s right, I was creepin’…
So I heard about this whole (Park)ing day thing Thursday afternoon, so naturally, I woke up in the wee hours of the morning (noon), to waltz around downtown, un-showered, and check out. First stop, the Tenderblog Park:
My girlfriend and I creep’d on the opposite side of the street until our creeping was noticed, and acknowledged with a wave…so we walked over, and got a closer look.
As much as I wanted one of Hooker’s sweet treats, bitches are on a budget, its a recession, havn’t ya heard?!
After being sufficiently creepy at the Tenderblog park, we went over to Farm Table, where they had a fancy park set up…complete with cups to make your own herb garden!
This is us, pondering life’s complexities.
More pondering..
And still, more pondering..
I wish I had known that this was such an epic event, the guy at Farm Table gave us a map, but it seemed as though most of the other “parks” were in the Mission, and sadly, I had left my skinny jeans, fedora, and Macbook Pro at home, so we decided to call it a day.
If you dont already follow Tenderblog, you should. (They have a blog, obviously, and a twitter @Tenderblog) If you don’t, I will personally come to your house, and put pictures of penis’ as your desktop wallpaper.
Peace bitches!
